Most farmers and ranchers worry about typical dangers to their livelihoods and livestock – coyotes, wolves and snakes to name a few. Crackheads though? They’re rarely an issue for most rural folks.
Ominous Trespassing Sign
If you ever happen to be moseying about someone’s property and stumble across a sign like this, you need to get in your truck and go. Someone probably already has you sighted in their crosshairs.
Extreme Racing Lawnmower
Without a doubt, hands-down, the most insane redneck racing lawnmower we’ve ever come across. The image and lawnmower are impressive, but we’re digging the specs. Insurance estimates not included.
Land Rover Defender on Two Wheels
This Land Rover Defender gets up on two wheels as it ascends a popular 4×4 club’s obstacle course.We don’t see too many of these in the deep south, and if we do, it’s rich folk taking them to the local Baptist church.
Don’t Get Your Dogs Drunk
I like to get my dog drunk because he acts very funny and it is fun to watch him, and 99 Bananas is his favorite, I think because it is 99 proof.